Do Single Guys Not Have Pets Anymore?

I mean, back in the old days (so long ago I was actually still married, you know back when MTV played, I don't know, Music Videos?) 1/2 the dog clients at the vet clinic were single guys.

In my dim, hazy, memory I remember actually being flirted with at work (of course I was in my 20s and early 30s so that may have had something to do with it as well).

Now? Not a single guy to be found. Not a one. And this isn't my imagination. I took a count (because I knew you were going to question my math!).

I saw over 300 clients last month, not ONE single guy.

I mean, can't the universe throw me a bone here? (hehe, didn't see that pun coming).

Is it too much to ask to have a guy over 40 have a dog (and okay as long as I'm wishing here, I'd also love him to be able to cook and give good, real, not leading to anywhere massages, but that's a whole other blog!) and pick my clinic to come into, then find me ravenous attractive and ask me out?

Sigh. Guess it's back to the personal ads

Maybe I could put on some spray on tan and try to convince that one guy I'm part Dakota Indian. :-)