Thursday, May 20, 2010

I have reached "Pre-Celebrity" Status... Could everyone please treat me like it?



Yes, that special day has come. I have reached "Pre-Celebrity" status.

And yes, of course, it is in my own mind, but where else does it really matter? LOL

I mean, how in the world am I ever going to get that coveted blue "Verified" check after all? (how nice would it look next to my pic, don't you think :-)

You might ask, what is the difference between a pre-celebrity and an actual, you know, celebrity?

Well, the one beautiful thing is that you don't need the outside world to convey it upon you. I am already there, baby! #justcuzIsaidso

What comes with this 'Pre-Celebrity' mantle you might ask? Well, for one thing, I think you should start laughing harder at my tweets and blogs. I mean, I am a pre-celebrity after all. It is my due #andIamtakingnames

I would like to say I am feeling generally superior to everyone, you know, you mere mortals, but alas that is saved for 'pre-diva' status (which I covet as well. #maybenextyear).

I also feel that I could now date someone of 'minor' celebrity status as long as he has some form of addiction or is on heavy psyche meds. Because I mean I AM trying to keep it real. #well #oraswellasIusuallydo

So, 'Pre-Celebrity' now. Blue Checked tomorrow. Real celebrity #whenhellfreezesover

And don't forget my novel Plain Jane is out! Now be forewarned, there is no pink and definitely no Ding Dongs.

My rebellious pen name @cristynwest went a wrote a book about mystery and mayhem. #weird

If you like Patterson or Silence of the Lambs, you can find Plain Jane at Smashwords (http://bit.ly/b60jVe. Watch the book trailer, listen to the audio excerpt, and even read over 50 pages of Plain Janefor free. I mean come on... #itcantgetbetterthanthat

Ok, actually it can! Here's a 50% off coupon (use at checkout): RH88E

So get over there and check it out already! I need that dang beautiful Blue Check!

8 comments:

  1. Love this idea :) Also, really appreciate your writing advice on twitter! Didn't think I was a writer even after I had written my first script. These things kinda creep up on you...

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  2. You're cracking me up girl!!

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  3. we shall bow as we write our tweets to you now. of course, you won't know that...hmmm...but we will, I swear. hehe

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  4. I'm pretty sure the blue check means you've won at the Internet, a la @AllieBrosh.

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  5. Next thing we'll know you and Brad Pitt will be spotted by the paparazzi eating lunch together. I'm already jealous:)

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  6. Is pre-celebrity like off-Broadway? Or perhaps off-off-Broadway? Well, congratulations.

    From your pre-pre-pre-celebrity Twitter friend. :)

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  7. Is pre-celebrity like off-Broadway? Or perhaps off-off-Broadway? Well, congratulations.

    From your pre-pre-pre-celebrity Twitter friend. :)

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  8. I'm pretty sure the blue check means you've won at the Internet, a la @AllieBrosh.

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