Friday, May 7, 2010
I know flying changed radically after the terrorist attacks, but for me it has changed the most since the show Lost. #andofcourseIamaCandidate
I mean, come on, I was sitting there as the flight attendant started her safety speech.
Um, hello? I've seen Lost. I know all about that oxygen line that drops down. #duh
Keep your safety belts on. You never know when a mystical entity is going to jerk your plane from the sky. #doubleduh
And those seat cushions that conveniently float? Oh, I am all over that.
But ask me to sit in the tail section of the plane? Forget it!
I mean, I want a CHANCE at survival if the plane crashes. And we all know what happened to the bulk of the 'tailies.'
So don't even try to get me to sit back there. You can't make me.
Oh, well, I guess with the new Federal Laws, they can, but you know what I mean!
And yes, I do frequently make big life choices based on speculative fiction television series #whodoesnt.
As an example, on the flight to Phoenix last week, we had some of the worst turbulence I have ever experienced.
I mean drop from the sky a few hundred feet, seats rattling uncontrollably kind of turbulence.
But all I kept thinking was, if we go down and get stranded somewhere...
There aren't nearly enough hot guys on this plane to form an adequate love triangle.
And don't forget my novel Plain Jane is out!
Now be forewarned, there is no pink and definitely no Ding Dongs.
My rebellious pen name @cristynwest went a wrote a book about mystery and mayhem. #weird
If you like Patterson or Silence of the Lambs, you can find Plain Jane at Smashwords (http://bit.ly/b60jVe).
Watch the book trailer, listen to the audio excerpt, and even read over 50 pages of Plain Janefor free. I mean come on... #itcantgetbetterthanthat
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