You would think with that kind of sunset every night, some guy might want to share it. But according to Craigslist and so many other dating sites I either need to:
Let them smell my feet
Lose 100 pounds (which would make me grossly underweight, but that seems to be the trend)
Or be open to 'things that can't be listed here'
Okay, there is a lot of stuff (I mean I didn't know some of that stuff existed until I was well into my 30s) listed so if they can't mention it, YIKES (okay, I have to admit I almost write back just to find out what the hell they could mean but luckily my gag reflex outweighs my curiosity!)
Then I remember God really is so pretty. That sunset proves it every night so I guess I'll dial back the bitter-o-meter and be open to a non-foot smelling, normal guy who can actually list what he wants in a woman :-)
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Good grief! When did dating become so weird? I started lol'ing at "smell my feet" and pretty much didn't stop. Just cause I'm not doing it, doesn't mean I can "feel" your queasiness!
ReplyDeleteGood grief! When did dating become so weird? I started lol'ing at "smell my feet" and pretty much didn't stop. Just cause I'm not doing it, doesn't mean I can "feel" your queasiness!
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