Because, ya know, my real worry was that he was going to be watching while he smelled my boobs!
I think he missed most women's concerns.
And just in case you were wondering, that service is worth about ten bucks.
But last night there was a very nice ad. No watch words (sensual, passionate, adventuresome... which translate to sex, sex, and more sex). Good grammar. Everything spelled properly.
He sounded his age. It was a good length post. He was an early retiree.
I thought, wow! This guy might be for...
Then I got to the 'Here's something you might want to know about me' section.
Now many times that is they have kids, a peanut allergy, or...
He likes to give oral.
What? Before my brain could process the shock, I read a few more lines that, in quite graphic detail, described his various techniques.
Great, it's 10 o'clock at night and I have to take another shower.
I mean, he didn't list it, but I bet he'd pay ten bucks to smell my boobs...