Sunday, November 7, 2010
Can weather be evil?
That is a question I asked myself last week with the Santa Ana winds passed through town and decided... YES it can! #duh
Because first of all there is ABSOLUTELY no reason for them. NONE.
In case you have never experienced these evil, evil winds, please let me describe them #inexcruciatingdetail
They are winds that flow in the opposite direction of the the 'good' winds. These Santa Anas blow from overland towards the beach (you can already see how wrong this scenario is).
They are dry, hot and static-y. Now I know there are those out there that have not lived through the Santa Anas and think I am being a wimp.
Just know that your hair is so dry that when you brush it, sparks fly! These winds carry every pollen granule for hundreds of miles and then drive them into your parchment-like nostrils.
Will not get any more graphic than that, just know it is hell on earth.
And we are expecting them... again.
It was soooo close to hot chocolate weather I could taste the cocoa in my mouth. But no. Instead I get to have anti-histamine dry mouth.
Like I said... EVIL