Sunday, June 12, 2011

Summer Break has arrived...

Darn it!

I usually LOVE living at the beach.  I mean, who wouldn't?  It sounds so beautiful and idyllic.  Which it normally is until...

Summer Break. #godhelpme

You know all those kids cheering that they are getting out of school?  Do you know exactly where they are going to head? Um... #myhouse

Ok, maybe not all of them, but LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of them.

And it isn't even like when people visit the beach they act safe and sane.  They GO CRAZY.

Behavior they would NEVER do, they do... right in front of my bedroom window!

Um... you do realize I can see you making out/taking your bikini top off/beating up your little brother? Right?

And the trash #oy

I bet you that this summer... at least once someone will...
Pee on my car tires
Have sex under my window
Try to climb into my yard, drunkingly trying to find their car
Shoot off fireworks... for no good reason
Shout at 2am "WAHOO" for no good reason (waking the whole house up)
Walking around naked on the beach as if my windows are not facing directly at them

Oh wait.  That is a safe bet.  Why?
Because they have ALL ALREADY HAPPENED.  Yep, one week in and my checklist if complete
#helpme #pleasehelpme

So yes, this is going to be a short blog... because I have to go outside and clean up ice cream containers, sippy cups, and used prophylactics #ah #summer


  1. What the hell beach do you live at? OOB? Santa Monica? VENICE?

  2. Wow. I've been dreaming of living in a house on the beach but maybe I should rethink that...

  3. Reminds me of when we lived next door to an NFL football stadium. Most fans were well behaved, but as soon as they got enough alcohol in them....

  4. Stephanie WeippertJune 16, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    Maybe if you put up signs that in Very Large Letters that you take pictures out you window and post them on Facebook they'd stop, alcohol is involved. Rats.