Sunday, July 18, 2010
I know many of you think you know how weird I am. You've read my tweets, you follow this blog. You think you know.
I am here to tell you, you have no freaking idea the depths of my weirdness.
And I am discounting the klutzy, socially awkward stuff. I am talking about the fundamental way my brain works.
First of all, unless it is life or death situation, my brain tends to hang out at the 13 yr old level. Think I am kidding?
I started boogie boarding again. First off, I am 45 and boogie boarding. Not being all cool and surfing, but boogie boarding... um, alongside a bunch of 13 yr old, but that wasn't my point.
While out in the surf, waiting for a wave to ride, there is some down time. Most of the waves are just swells out there, so you jump up and let the swell lift you up then set you back down again.
I mean, that's fun in it's own right. But am I satisfied with just that?
Clearly #no (otherwise there wouldn't be a blog :-)
I decide to start practicing my ninja moves. You know kicks and poses. Being lifted by the water is what being in one of those wire-harnesses must feel like, right?
I mean you never know when someone is going to want me to star in their kung fu film, and I have got to be ready!
Ok, so many of you may forgive me and chalk the ninja thing up to simple exuberance in the moment.
Ya... Um... when I get tired of that I practice my Greek dancing. Yes, I am out there in the surf doing the 'Grapevine.' And when that gets old, I move onto my Old English folk dances.
And did I mention I imagine I am Super Girl flying through the air when I do catch a good wave?
Like I said... #superweird
P.S. If you ARE casting a martial arts film, I am getting pretty good. Of course you can't see my moves because they are underwater #butstill
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